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More Valentine's Day Giggles

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Q.  What did the Valentine's Day card say to the stamp?

"Stick with me and we'll go places!"

Q. What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?

 Hogs and kisses!

Q. Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

Sure, they're very scent-imental!

Q. Did you hear about the romance in the tropical fish tank?

It was a case of guppy love.

Q. What did the girl squirrel say to the boy squirrel on Valentine's Day?

"You're nuts so bad yourself!"

Q. What did the boy rabbit say to the girl rabbit on Valentine's Day?

"Somebunny likes you!"

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