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Dangerous Driving

A passenger in a taxi tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, and nearly hit a bus.

The shaking driver said, "I'm sorry but you scared the daylights out of me."

The poor frightened passenger apologized and said he hadn't realized a mere tap on the shoulder could frighten someone so much.

The driver replied, "No, no, it's my fault. Today is my first day driving a cab. I've been driving a hearse for the last 25 years."

 

 

 

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