Computer Fun

Q: What does a baby computer call his father?
A: Data.

Q: What is a computer's first sign of old age?
A: Loss of memory.

Q: What happened when the computer fell on the floor?
A: It slipped a disk.

Q: What is a computer virus?
A: A terminal illness.

Q: Why was there a bug in the computer?
A: It was looking for a byte to eat.

 

 

 

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